A highway junkie is a mofo who be on the highway and they be dumb as hell, they are a disturbance’s to US ALL! And they don’t know how to drive. They can be any race and they hide among the population
Damn momma imma have to call you back there be hella highway junkies drivin me off the road right now…ahhh… oh fuck me … mom I love you tell my baby moms I always hated her and my baby girl I love her…oh no… DAMN THESE HIGHWAY JUNKIES AHHHHHHH
by $kips April 29, 2024
Get the Highway junkiemug. The feeling you get when on a highway with high embankments. The world starts to spin and the walls are closing in.
A highway cut 20+ feet below grade.
A highway cut 20+ feet below grade.
As though nothing could go wrong, with walls like that on each side of the highway, like nan's arms. It was a Nanjical Highway.
by TheMysterDMan January 4, 2023
Get the Nanjical Highwaymug. The moment where everyone in the car starts singing along to the song on the radio, CD player or iPod. Usually caused by long periods of boredom during highway trips.
This phenomenon usually ends up in a long streak of musical numbers where everyone belts out songs they know, usually if controlled via iPod.
This phenomenon usually ends up in a long streak of musical numbers where everyone belts out songs they know, usually if controlled via iPod.
The trip was relaxing until Bohemian Rhapsody started playing and it turned into a fucking Highway Musical.
by DannyLion July 9, 2011
Get the Highway Musicalmug. On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.
Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.
by John Baggins June 18, 2022
Get the Boulder Highway Swamp Coolermug. A pun for Canada's Highway 401, which is nicknamed the "Highway of Heroes." It is in reference to the fact that the 401 is almost always a completely awful mess of cars and trucks that are almost always bumper-to-bumper with one another.
by j d g September 1, 2021
Get the Highway of Horrormug. A Highway Camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.
When I got into an accident, the Eye on the Highway saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.
by Eye on the Highway July 5, 2012
Get the Eye on the Highwaymug. by Madhatter 381 September 28, 2019
Get the Locker room highwaymug.