Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.
I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.
by mr big daddy lover December 1, 2023
Get the Kneading the geyser mug.When you get so drunk at the bar in St.Louis and order dominos when you get back to the hotel. After eating the pizza you then proceed to projectile vomit (like a geyser) all over the hotel room.
Yo, you should’ve seen Sally last night! We got back to the room and she St.Louis pepperoni geysered everywhere!
by Disbeme February 5, 2024
Get the St.Louis Pepperoni Geyser mug.Full name; Pimple Pussy Geyser. When stimulating a womens pussy and her pleasure filled convulsions cause a zit near or on her vagina to pop shooting the puss inside all over her partner.
Chad: "Rachel gave me a P.P. Geyser while I was eating her out last night, I really couldn't wash my face off enough..."
Chris: "Bro you need to dump her before word gets out she did that."
Chris: "Bro you need to dump her before word gets out she did that."
by Ram Ranch Jr. June 4, 2019
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