Rectal Grenade

feces, shit, crap, turd, dung...whatever else you would like to refer it as.

"I just about blew the toilet up when I tried to flush that rectal grenade."

"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"

"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"

by stangmike86gt January 5, 2012

Blotch Grenade

A fat ugly bitch who blows at life.

a blotch grenade is a Fat girl (BIG)

by aperson36 July 29, 2010

Gritty Grenade

The act of a female hovering (straddled) over a person, spreading her vagina lips apart & allowing sand to fall out onto their "target"

After I JUST fell asleep (the first 3 minutes in a week) I was startled awoke by a gritty grenade!

by Finni Bouche February 21, 2021

Chinese grenade

The Chinese grenade is a sex move where the male waits till at climax then will run out and charge in while cumming to try in blow it into her face it gets the Chinese part for it's tendency to malfunction

Jimmy tried to Chinese grenade but it malfunctioned and he smacked this balls in his wife's face

by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020

Ballsack grenade

A form of torture used In the late 2010's

The ballsack grenade is when you would attach a firework to a mans ballsack and/or Vagina and attach a lighter on your tongue. If the tell a lie, statr licking their ballsack and run away.

"Dont make me use a ballsack grenade"

by Hi welcome to pizza hut March 12, 2020

Hand Grenade

Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.

Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.

by The Red Devil October 11, 2021

goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s Canadian and loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.

joel likes boys bc he’s a goose grenade

by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021