funky stuff

weed
as used in the song Nuthin but a G thang

i take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

you know and i know i need some more of that funky shit

by elchicoblanco September 22, 2005

fugly blonde

a big fat ugly lady, usually owning a dog that's nearly as large and mean as her, with ugly dyed-blonde hair and the reason they came up with the term "evil step-mother"

Dude did you hear what the fugly blonde did this weekend?

Damn, the fugly blonde needs to grow up!

by allieway July 6, 2009

Funky Phantom

Sub-species of wigger, a white kid from a middle-class suburban family who acts like he hails from the Hood. A Funky Phantom is usually too busy recovering from rollin' with his homies (hence the "funky") to bother coming into work, thus causing problems even though he's usually invisible (hence the "phantom"). Is out of work two days a week and takes half-days the other three. Is all "Yo, keepin' it real" and thinks he's the ultimate babe magnet; whenever he talks to a woman his voice drops to a deep whisper and he practically climbs on them in his efforts to seduce them. Claims he likes people who are brutally honest but basically lives one gigantic lie, fo' shizzle.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A FUNKY PHANTOM

Funky: Yo, Allison, how's 'bout you and I go 'cross the street to the store and you can shizzle my dizzle bizzle?

Allison: Um, sure, sounds like fun, whatever it means!

Funky: Ya ya, I'm gonna be "keepin' it real" with my ho here for a while, G. You holds down the fort while I do my thang.

Me: Cut the crap, "homey." You ain't a playa, and the only crime you ever committed was stealing an extra Oreo outta the cookie jar when you were ten. AND you've already taken ten "breaks" today.

Funky: Yo, G! Why you gotta be hatin', Dawg? {dropping the act} Uh, my stomach hurts...I gotta go home...see ya tomorrow...

by Krakky McKraken August 4, 2007

Fugly Funt

Fucking Ugly Fucking Cunt

Lindsay Lohan is a Fugly Funt

by Loves to spooge on you September 26, 2009

fugly bush pig

Fucking ugly bitch with a face like a smashed crab.

She is such a fugly bush pig.

by Sommeramaryllis June 10, 2007

fugly munt

four words conveniently cut down to two words for use in polite company. fucking+ugly minging+cunt

to describe someone/something that is somewhat less than desirable.
"He's a right fugly munt!"
"What a fugly munt she is!"

by A_A_F November 11, 2008

funless

lacking fun; unable to appreciate fun

He is a funless person. He can't enjoy a joke, a party or any game.

by Eric Barnes January 2, 2007