Fistered

When you get raped by Doug Fister. Since being fisted destroys that region, being fistered is also destructive. If you have ever been fisted or seen someone fisted, you understand what I mean. He who has been Fistered has been utterly defeated, such as the 2011 New York Yankees.

The Yankees thought they would advance to the ALCS without Verlander on the bump for the Tigers, but they were Fistered by Dougie Fresh.

by Fister Fanatic October 7, 2011

fist pump fudge factory

A Fist Pump Fudge Factory is a sex technique where a Man is "pumping" his penis until ejaculation into a woman's mouth while another woman is waiting for the man to stool on her vagina. Once the feces is on the woman's vagina she then proceeds to use the feces as lubrication for the other woman's fist to enter her vagina while the man drinks both of the women's breast milk.

Antwon, Lafawnda, and Sheila had a fist pump fudge factory at Antwon's house last night.

by - Samwow December 28, 2013

i fisted your mother

possibly one of the most impressive yet stupid combacks of all time. not much u can say to "i fisted your mother."

john:you are such a lame ass

dave:yea well i fisted your mother.
*proceedes to smell fist*

by acooley May 12, 2008

Fist pumped the wolf

The moment in a movie or t.v. show when something amazing or bizarre happens that boosts your level of moderately enjoying the film to loving it. The name comes from the scene in Fantastic Mr. Fox where George Clooney's character out of nowhere throws a fist pump in the air to a wolf and the gesture is reciprocated. The opposite of nuked the fridge or jumped the shark

Bad Lieutenant really fist pumped the wolf when Nic Cage started yelling at the imaginary iguanas.

by kodes55 January 2, 2010

love fist

The placing of a hand up anothers ass, or an 1980s hit rock group.

Matt just love fisted that chick.
Man the Love Fists rock.
-Laslo

by Matt G March 31, 2003

Fist Assist

This can only be done in the missionary position during anal intercourse. You (gently) insert your fist into her vagina until you feel yourself inside her ass, then you proceed to masturbate using her colon like a sleeve. Believe me, this can be done.

My Ex. Fist assist, last night I gave her the ol' fist assist.

by StrangeO July 23, 2009

fist fuck

Alternative spellings: fistfuck, FF, handball.

To insert your whole fist in a(nother) womans's vagina/a(nother) man's/woman's anus. (This is known as handballing).

Vaginal fisting is - in the author's opinion - INCREDIBLE if done correctly, but handballing is not - and never will be - in their repertoire.

Sasha lay on her back, Kristen on her side. First of all, a finger at a time was placed inside her vagina, then eventually it worked its way up to the whole fist (More like a beak shape than a fist, if truth be told)and started to fist fuck her.
Whilst inside Sasha, Kristen swivelled her fist round and round, causing Sasha to moan in pleasure. Then, Kristen changed her hand into an actual fist shape, alternating between opening and closing it inside Sasha, who was now screaming for more, and swivelling the fist shape inside her.

by selbydate16 December 7, 2006