When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Example)
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
by The Turkey King September 7, 2013
Get the turkey fightmug. The best 2D scrolling beat-em-up ever!
Totally amazing.
Lead cast: Cody, Guy, Haggar, Rolento, Sodom / Katana, El Gado, Axl, Slash, Belger, Abigail, Damnd / Thrasher, Jessica, Hugo / Andore...loads others.
Capcom's finest hour.
Totally amazing.
Lead cast: Cody, Guy, Haggar, Rolento, Sodom / Katana, El Gado, Axl, Slash, Belger, Abigail, Damnd / Thrasher, Jessica, Hugo / Andore...loads others.
Capcom's finest hour.
by YoYoPo May 16, 2004
Get the final fightmug. An incident in Halo 3: When you have a Warthog setup so incredibly badass that it is like a mobile fight club, bringing pain and smirking revenge to all of its victims.
Rule #1: You can tell everyone about it.
Rule #1: You can tell everyone about it.
Gavin and Connor are the fight hog originators and pros, causing havoc and mayhem wherever they bring the hog.
by Corporal Lol July 7, 2008
Get the Fight Hogmug. A challenge to fight. Usually used in an argument as a last resort, when one is left without any further intelligent retorts.
An example of someone pulling the fighting card a little too soon:
A: I don't like your t-shirt.
B: I don't like your face.
A: What the hell?
B: Dumbass.
A: You wanna fight!?
A: I don't like your t-shirt.
B: I don't like your face.
A: What the hell?
B: Dumbass.
A: You wanna fight!?
by Ricetallsoft July 24, 2009
Get the The Fighting Cardmug. by Fuckbo1 April 5, 2017
Get the tongue fightingmug. noun; when one is extremely pumped from being near, hearing about, or actually being in a fight. It is characterized by shaking from the build up of adrenaline, and the need to do something reckless. (not an actual boner)
Nick got a massive fight boner when he heard that his room mate got a beer bottle smashed off his face, and a southern comfort bottle off the back of his head, but still beat the shit outta three doods.
by vweeenuh schnitzel November 26, 2010
Get the fight bonermug. A wrestling match between a small group of men for a remote. Usually in the dark. Bruises and open wounds are not uncommon.
by Over Roger January 8, 2009
Get the Remote Fightmug.