When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Example)
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
by The Turkey King September 7, 2013
Get the turkey fightmug. The best 2D scrolling beat-em-up ever!
Totally amazing.
Lead cast: Cody, Guy, Haggar, Rolento, Sodom / Katana, El Gado, Axl, Slash, Belger, Abigail, Damnd / Thrasher, Jessica, Hugo / Andore...loads others.
Capcom's finest hour.
Totally amazing.
Lead cast: Cody, Guy, Haggar, Rolento, Sodom / Katana, El Gado, Axl, Slash, Belger, Abigail, Damnd / Thrasher, Jessica, Hugo / Andore...loads others.
Capcom's finest hour.
by YoYoPo May 16, 2004
Get the final fightmug. A gamer fight is an argument between two gamers who are good friends with each other. The arguments are usually over one's way of thoughts towards things such as skill in a video game, one's fairness in a video game, or how someone acts in a video game. A general gamer fight has no victor, as they always end in a truce because the two people are good friends, and the topic is usually just as logical as a frozen fucking campfire. The fight can often occur in cross platforms such as Steam and Xbox Live, because one may leave a party, or be kicked, but the firebrand attitude of each warrior causes them to continue their fight on a different platform, until the inevitable end; and thus truth. Two good gamer fighters have these battles every two days or so; as it often only strengthens a friendship in the end. (Often abbreviated as simply "g fight" on the internet.)
John: Dude, you're such a fag.
Nick: What makes me a fag?
John: You're a faggot.
Nick: That's no answer.
John: This is such a trash-ass gamer fight.
Nick: True, let's end this shit.
John: Truce.
Nick: Truce.
Nick: What makes me a fag?
John: You're a faggot.
Nick: That's no answer.
John: This is such a trash-ass gamer fight.
Nick: True, let's end this shit.
John: Truce.
Nick: Truce.
by TrueGamerWoo January 20, 2014
Get the gamer fightmug. A wrestling match between a small group of men for a remote. Usually in the dark. Bruises and open wounds are not uncommon.
by Over Roger January 8, 2009
Get the Remote Fightmug. An incident in Halo 3: When you have a Warthog setup so incredibly badass that it is like a mobile fight club, bringing pain and smirking revenge to all of its victims.
Rule #1: You can tell everyone about it.
Rule #1: You can tell everyone about it.
Gavin and Connor are the fight hog originators and pros, causing havoc and mayhem wherever they bring the hog.
by Corporal Lol July 7, 2008
Get the Fight Hogmug. by Fuckbo1 April 5, 2017
Get the tongue fightingmug. A challenge to fight. Usually used in an argument as a last resort, when one is left without any further intelligent retorts.
An example of someone pulling the fighting card a little too soon:
A: I don't like your t-shirt.
B: I don't like your face.
A: What the hell?
B: Dumbass.
A: You wanna fight!?
A: I don't like your t-shirt.
B: I don't like your face.
A: What the hell?
B: Dumbass.
A: You wanna fight!?
by Ricetallsoft July 24, 2009
Get the The Fighting Cardmug.