Jesus Feet

When one's feet are super dirty from walking without shoes or socks. Much like Jesus' feet would have been.

"Dude. You have such Jesus feet right now. Clean yourself up, and put on shoes!"

by Steve Primanti August 25, 2014

Cleat feet

The sensation of pain in your toes after playing a long game in your cleats/spikes. May result in blisters, callouses, or red patches of skin that also cause pain.

After 5 softball games I had a severe case of cleat feet!!!

by Taylib April 19, 2015

Feet-Slappies

A new term that was created on The Official Podcast to serve as a medium between the American term "flip-flops" and the Australian term "thongs" for a specific type of v-shaped sandals.

Guy 1: "I went outside wearing thongs."

Guy 2: "You mean feet-slappies?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah... Those... *hides g-strings*"

by SomeSuperRandomGuy June 09, 2022

Target feet

Like Wal-Mart feet, but slightly less dirty.

Jim has Target feet.

by TheAdmiral9 July 26, 2014

Fancy feet

A dance move with a funny name and funny gestures.

A dude: "Woah, that's a cool dance move! What's it called?"
Another dude: "Thanks, it's called "Fancy Feet""
The first dude again: "Let me try!"

by tiky May 20, 2021

Feet beans

Another word for toes

Omg your feet beans look so delicious! Can i taste?😍😍😍

by Meow 😸 July 06, 2020

Guacamole feet

Used to describe someone who is sad or depressed. Often a downer or party-pooper.

Tim, you just shot the birthday girl. Why’d u do that?
I don’t wanna talk about it. I have guacamole feet.

by Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel April 10, 2019