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ethan

ethan is a smart guy do not let him go he will be there for you. if you meet an ethan you are extremely lucky he is kind to all of his friends. he also likes to go under the bed sheets with his gf which is extremely lucky
ethan is nice
by sexy women 67 June 1, 2020
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Ethan

Somebody who is abnormally short.
Person 1: Did you see how short that man was? He was like 4' 8"!
Person 2: He must be an Ethan.
by dwere September 11, 2020
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Ethan

Ethan is sexy half Spanish half English road-man, who almost died of a concussion at age 16. He is now still in a coma recovering and we all wish him the best (lowkey the worst tho). He got a juicy badonkadonk and his nickname is autistic frank.
Omg look Ethan came out of his coma!
by Harisson Benenty December 6, 2022
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ethan

Guy with the biggest dick
Beats anyones ass if they talk shit about his girl
Cutest boy ever
by charlie939494 October 16, 2019
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Ethan

A feral creature that dwells within its room playing his computer mostly a wild cringy creature it feeds on whatever it finds. Literally anything. Their jokes are as retarded as they are.
The Ethan fucking ate a week old chip it found on the ground
by Dull future March 17, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s humble, strong, and just everything you could ever imagine. He’s there for you even during your darkest times and he knows how to make you laugh. He could talk with you for hours non-stop and you would never get bored. He has saved lives. He lets people know how important they really are. His eyes.. they’re gorgeous. Even though they may only be brown, they’ll be the best brown eyes you’ve ever seen. They’re warm and comforting and assure that everything is ok. His hugs.. you could stand in his arms for hours and he’d never let go. He knows when you need cheering up most. His hands.. the way he holds your hand is the best feeling in the world. Ethan is the type of person who will never leave your side. Ethan is beautiful. He is sensitive though, so be careful not to hurt him. He would compliment you forever, and you could too. There’s so many good things to know about him this definition is getting too long. But, that’s who Ethan is. ♥️
Person 1: Wow, I met this guy, we talked all night and i didn’t even know his name.
Person 2: Did you ever ask for his name?
Person 1: Yeah.. he said it was Ethan
by unconditionaldolanz January 28, 2018
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Ethan

a guy named ethan is a special kind of crazy when you meet an ethan you think for a second, wtf is he wearing tin foil and singing pumped up kicks. the answer is he just is. ethans are also very good with guns and usually from somewhere in the south where fucking you cousin is normal so give him a break. though you will; be embarrassed to know him at least you will always have fun around him
wow man that dude in the tinfoil hat with the ak47 and pedo smile looks like such an ethan ima get out of here before he offers me some candy.

dude that priest who always has little boys coming over is such an ethan I mean seriously I would back the fuck away from that
by Funfunperson September 2, 2017
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