empty sleepiness

A tired feeling that cannot easily be satisfied by sleep. You may be able to fall asleep, but since it is not caused by physical exhaustion, it may be harder. It is a main symptom of a Computer Hangover and is not a pleasant feeling. Though it is not pleasant, the feeling is somewhat addictive for a lazy teen with an empty Saturday to fill. It is also a sign that you are becoming a couch potato.

CAUSES:
-- Computer Hangover
-- couch-potato-ness
-- a nap (grogginess after waking)
-- extreme mental exercise
-- above symptoms accompanied by a dull headache

CURES:
-- a cool shower
-- a glass of cold water IMMEDIATELY AFTER to cure as soon as possible.
-- another nap (WARNING: temporary! Your exhaustion will get worse afterwards.)
-- time, time time!
-- calling a friend to chat
-- reengaging your mind with something required like homework (WARNING: no media should be involved, or your empty sleepiness will not be helped at all!)
-- Going outside for a quick run/walk
-- Washing your face with a cold cloth
-- Changing your clothes, brushing your hair, doing new makeup, "freshening up"

FIRST EXAMPLE:

A: Dude, you OK? You look terrible....
B: Yeah.... Ugh, I'm so tired.
A: Tired?! You just slept!
B: I'm just starting to wake up. I've got such a dull headache.
A: Homeboy, that's what we call "empty sleepiness." Here, lemme get you some water.

SECOND EXAMPLE:

A: I'm so tired...
B: Why? You've done absolutely NOTHING useful this entire afternoon.
A: Yeah, but videogames are exhausting.
B: No, not really.
A: Mentally, not physically, you dufus.
B: Eh, whatever. You've paid for your sins in the form of a computer hangover....

A: Water? Please?
B: (reluctantly) I guess so...

by InsanityisSexy:) June 12, 2011

empty husk

When a male genital with protective foreskin is peeled back and lacks a shaft or head to protect in its harsh environmental conditions.

I met this girl at the meat market and she was severely disappointed upon discovering my empty husk

by Lonely 4skinhead November 21, 2018

Empty Shell

Empty shell is an expression used for when you go for a shit and nothing comes out. Relates to turtles head, a turd that bobs in and out of your arse but in the case of a false alarm shit the shell is empty.

I thought I needed a shit but went for an empty shell instead.

by Ken Walker February 8, 2008

Empty Grocery Cart Stare

That look that an extra fat person gives somebody when they're dumbfounded...

As though looking at an empty grocery cart.

My fat ass boss gave me the empty grocery cart stare today when I told him I couldn't work weekends, he's such a dumb piece of shit.

by Statutory_Ape March 1, 2011

emphasize

Being dramatic at certain point

I want to emphasize the fact that i haven't eat in all day.

by Liced March 13, 2017

Emphasize

Emphasize means to refresh or focus on what you’re talking about. Like if you repeat a sentence more than one time you are emphasizing. In other words, if someone is writing a non-fiction story and they want to emphasize they could use a strong word or repeat there sentence. But if they are talking and they want to emphasize they could use their voice.

Emphasize
For example, the girl said: LISTEN I want you to cut my hair.

by syuyy June 14, 2020

Fajita (pronounced like Vagita with emphasis on the i)

A womans Vaginal Area 51

Boy #6: Ahhh...your fajita makes my dick feel like corn!! And I see youve provided the butter!
Girl: Please do not skeet in my fajita!

by Tony Da Popsykle September 8, 2005