Elijah's Dick

The longest thing you've ever seen. Uncircumcised, raw meat glory.
Elijah's dick is long af. I was choking on it all night!
by Monkey Whipper May 01, 2022
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Elijah

Is a kind big brother who takes care of you when youre sad. Tries his best to make you happy even if he knows there isnt much he can do. Loves you even if you are a mean spoiled brat
Elijah is a big fag
by ewijahbiggiefag September 16, 2018
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Elijah

The sassiest bitchass ever. He's salty and shady and sarcastic as fuck. He can't really take a joke though and he's secretly gay af but refuses to admit it.
by Platypussylove July 14, 2017
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Elijah H

A super sexy man with an extremely large and thick penis and usually gets all the women.
Awww, my son is becoming a Elijah H !
by Elijah baby February 15, 2016
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shxrp/elijah

the definition of this word is:

scammer
money
exploiter
shxrp/elijah is a scammer thats trying to get free money (yes sir) LUL
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elijah matzke

elijah matzke is the sweetest boyfriend.
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Kathryn & Elijah

The literal cutest couple in the world!

Elijah and Kathryn are constantly hold hands , hugging, complementing each other and sneaking little “ I love you “s into every conversation. They can’t help but smile when they are around each other and you will usually find them snuggled up on a couch with their arms around each other. They genuinely care about each other and would do anything for the other. Even when they are apart they always thinking about the other. On top of them being madly in love with each other, they the bestest of friends and always bring the best out in each other. People naturally gravitate towards Kathryn because of her gentle smile and kind personality and While Elijah entertains and gives advice to anyone who asks. All their friends gather around to hear these two beautiful people because they are constantly spreading joy and lifting others up. Kathryn and Elijah enjoy the simple things in life like watching movies, slow dancing and spending time with each other. All you hear when you are around Elijah and Kathryn is “relationship goals” and “ friendship goals”.

In my opinion they are the ideal model of the beautiful relationship rooted in love, care, joy, and true friendship!
Kathryn & Elijah- the ideal couple model

Guy1: did you hear Elijah and Kathryn at the game last night?

Guy2: yeah! They are always cheer the loudest!

Example 2
Girl 1: oh my gosh! Did you see Elijah and Kathryn dancing at prom? I wish my boyfriend was that romantic!

Example3
Friend: hey! Elijah and Kathryn are having a game night at there house want to come?

Friend2: totally! It is always so fun to be around them!
by Princessglittersparkles April 25, 2022
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