Dusty crumpet

A dusty little fucker who has problems like a box of old ass crumpets

Your such a dusty crumpet

by Pew.pew.pew.alpaca May 30, 2016

Dusty plumber

When your girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe and you give her a good ol rimmer in an hour.

Brad gave Chad a dusty plumber .

by Acoolstick July 21, 2017

Dusty Bakery

When a pregnant woman preforms sexual acts with an elderly man

Yo, my i caught my boss banging my pregnant wife, talk about a dusty bakery

by GetHighWitUs January 30, 2015

dusty teabag

When in coitous, one partner flatulates directly onto the man's scrotum. Can be hetero or homosexual.

I gave my boyfriend a dusty teabag but he just kept pounding me

by DocturDave January 28, 2016

Doing the dusty

Doing the dirty but you are old.

Damn I was workin last night bringing these old folk their meds and they were doing the dusty.

by Smas8 January 2, 2021

Dusty Luster

A dusty luster is a name given to a vagina that hasn't been used in a long length of time.

Dave: "Yo, Kev, I had sex last night!"
Kev: "Sick mate, how was it?"
Dave: "It was good, although, she did have a bit of a dusty luster..."

Because the female had not had sex in a long time, she had quite a dusty luster

by Dusty Man October 23, 2015

dusty toe

A dusty Toe is a feminine man who usually has no toe jam.

"wow your such a dusty toe"

by Dixelpixel December 1, 2019