douche parade

a large gathering of douche bags, all following some pathetic trend. (popped collars for one)

Dude, that club last night, was such a douche parade...

by --Jonathan H. November 19, 2007

douche vibes

when you see a guy and you've never actually met him but you get the strong sense that he is a complete douche bag.

Kevin Federline, radiates major douche vibes, need I provide further examples?

by Mercedes Bends March 17, 2008

douche shtick

One who makes a routine out of being a douche. Likewise, one who dedicates their life, talents, and interests to all things douche.

Your life is one great big douche shtick

by Erin E. May 2, 2008

douchalouge

The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.

Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.

Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)

How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag

you've veen warned

this is an example of a douchalouge in progress.
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.

by mella rouge June 12, 2008

Douchaism

1.A religion in which the followers are douches

2.A noun used to describe a douchey situation

1."He's a douche, he must be a follower of Douchaism"

2."This is douchaism!"

by Ali, leader of douchaism May 2, 2009

douche dial

Similar to the concept of drunk dialing, douche dialing is the act of receiving an annoying and unwanted phone call or text message from a complete douche or douche bag. Similar to drunk dialing, douche dialing often involves irritating and repeated phone calls from ex-boyfriends or overly pompous guys trying to score dates with unreceptive girls. However, unlike drunk dialing, douche dialing does not necessarily have to take place late at night. Douche bags can dial phones at any hour.

Last night, I got douche dialed by that complete douchebag, Dan. This is the third time this week he's douche dialed me. Can't he get the picture that I'm not going to go out with him?

by ceili p May 5, 2009

douche bubble

The lamentable offspring of douche bags.

There was a douche-bag in a hummer that cut me off the other day. His douche bubbles waved at me from the back seat.

by Z3NM0NK August 24, 2009