Dirty Dan

not you

you'll never be dirty dan, because I'm dirty dan

by CrypticMemory January 11, 2020

Dirty Parker

The act of splitting a girl in half with your gargantuan horse cock

“You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?

“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”

by theemoone182 April 4, 2020

Dirty Denise

Dirty Denise. Noun, one hot MILF!

Damn look at that Dirty Denise! What a hot piece of ass!

by BigDickDaddyBornInCincinnati December 8, 2018

Dirty Joni

Is a firey woman, confident, and crazy. An incredible friend, but dont get on her bad side. Watch out for the redheaded ones, they have super powers.

I saw Dirty Joni drinking at the Fort last night. She was having an insane time.

by sam726 August 24, 2019

dirty lasse

A dirty Lasse is when you where at your parents house for a while and you finally come home and have the urge to masturbate,

which results in a very quick masturbation session. The masturbation material is secondary and is to a high percentage an ugly girl or animal porn.

We better not disturb him he is pulling of a dirty Lasse.

When I am finally home it's dirty Lasse time!

by Darkmaster1422 April 14, 2020

Dirty Turner

An individual who shoves cream eggs up their bum for pleasure.

“Why’s Ned late for rugby?”
“He’s doing a Dirty Turner”

by Dirtyturnerenthusiast February 13, 2019

dirty tuan

Shoving a cactus up your ass and then having loving anal sex so the piece of shit of a cheater can feel the spikes. After the anal sex, u snap the dick and the cactus in half, as revenge for the guy cheating on u with another guy.

Alex: 'Damn bro I can't believe u 'dirty tuan'ed ur ex.'
Me: 'Ikr he deserved it that bitch'
Alex: 'why do u use a cactus tho?'
Me: ' its just symbolic of how much of a prick he is'

by taekook bros June 7, 2020