Dinger Dodging

When one goes onto chatroulette or omegle, etc. and attempts to avoid penises, sadly to no avail.

Dude, I went onto Omegle last night and holy fuck, I had to do some serious dinger dodging to avoid the guys jerking off.

by IAmHeAsYouAreMeAndWeAreWe June 2, 2013

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Dankerlicious

The state of being suitably dank enough to produce memes. Also used to describe the quality of drugs.

"That fedora looks fabulous".
"No, its dankerlicious"

by SHREK THE OGRELORD February 20, 2015

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dickersnapper

The official term for young dudebros that send unsolicited dick pics.

All the guys I talk to online turn out to be dickersnappers...

by AuthenticMads June 29, 2016

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A dinner loaf is a classic America food staple in which the chef takes a dump in a toilet and tenderly removes the loaf from the bowl and places it on a platter. It is tradition to "pinch the loaf" before serving to test it quality, viscosity, consistency, volume, and overall quality before serving to guests. The only way to carve and serve a dinner loaf is by using a magazine page. If it cuts easily it is a quality loaf!

Jim said to Sally "Hey girl ya hungry?"
Sally replied "I could eat!"
Jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius "dinner loaf".

Sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said "leaping lemurs I haven't had dinner loaf in a coons age!"

by P8k&& February 18, 2018

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