hollow deck

When someone is taking a shit,and another person comes by , opens the door, and walks away. Nothing is said.

Bill: Dude remember when we hollow decked that bitch up at school.
Tom: Oh fuck yeah, what a view.

by Matt.D. January 21, 2007

Double Decking

Taking a dump into the toilet tank so when a person flushes the toilet they are astonished to see a turd come down.

Marlene was shocked at the Omega Mu House party when she flushed the toilet and a big nasty frat boy turd came down and she realized that she had been the victim of double decking.

(WARNING: Do not try this. You could easy break a toilet. )

by Zoro the Ass Bandit April 2, 2013

deck change

In a card game, to bring in a new deck of cards, often by calling out "Deck change!" Some players do this for good luck.

Nobody was very lucky, so everyone called for a deck change.

by ??? June 1, 2004

top deck

To have a wank while taking a crap. Originates from the Cadbury chocolate bar of the same name which is half white choc and half brown.

"I'll be out in a minute, I'm just having a quick top deck!"

by willyjoejack October 16, 2006

Man On Deck

A large fart that is lodged behind a turd.

I thought I had to fart but I had a Man On Deck.

I really gotta fart but I got a Man On Deck.

by Furious Jim April 27, 2012

hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.

Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*

by Duuur November 9, 2008

swabbing the deck

the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.

i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck

by D nasty July 24, 2006