Danish Heaven

A place where animals never kick, no matter how hard danish people fuck them.

Svend and I were at the barn yesterday fucking animals and did not get kicked once. It was danish heaven!

by Copenhagen Goat Lover April 7, 2010

akmal danish

Amazing person . A cool friend yet an awesome lover. Will always be there for the ones they care about.

Jane : I think I'm in love with Akmal Danish

by Janette W December 28, 2017

Daris

Awesome,a best friend to many. Is smart but doesn't like to show it. Is really shy and will only talk to you if you talk first and loves soccer to death

OMG someone just scored the best goal in history. Must be a daris

by Flyer202 April 15, 2018

danish wedding

When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.

Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up

"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"

"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."

by Hans Christian Anderson December 10, 2008

steel toe danish

shove your big toe in a bitches schfinkter..wiggle it around a little bit..toe her asshole good..then put your tootsie toe in her mouth.

Dear Journal
I cant stand shit on my thumb so i decided to give my girl a steel toe danish today instead.
Love,
Travolta

by Travolta January 25, 2006

Darnsdale

The language spoken mainly by the toranjolans in sub-urban parts of northwest england.

what language do you speak? Youn?Darnsdale.

by youndog December 21, 2009

Danish Fruit Stand

When one kneels while placing their face on the floor and offering stone fruit out of their rectum for $2 a piece. Generally accepted as a marketing ploy in tourist traps and known to be not authentically Danish.

It was well known that after a jog, Bill Clinton would often stop by a danish fruit stand for a refreshing peach or nectarine.

by KT2172 July 7, 2011