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Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class
"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."
by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024
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Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’
1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory
by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019
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crunchy toenails

A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.
by sharnus March 28, 2023
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Crunchiliciously Crunchy

Pleasantly hard or crisp, and they make a satisfying, audible crunch when you eat them.
Kelloggs cornflake is Crunchiliciously crunchy
by winni1718 March 14, 2025
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Crunchy sandwich de el salv

Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.

You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.

This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.
I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.
by The all knowing I June 16, 2022
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crasty crunchy

something that is crunchy, and disgusting, it is weird and odd. crasty means disctusting, so add crunchy!
" that clump of chunks is cRaStY cRuNcHy"
by aria sterling February 6, 2023
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crunchy grape

when you stick a grape up your anus and eat it afterwards
Damn David! Those crunchy grapes last night were delicious!
by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018
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