Cricket Booty

When a rather large man gets on top in missionary and his ass is so big that his cheeks clap after every thrust, making a chirp like a cricket.

Lindsey: "Hey girl, how was sleeping with anon last night. You said you never been with a big dude before."

Sharon: " It was great.... Until I heard his ass clapping louder than mine. It almost had a chirp to it, like a cricket booty "

by Anongirlatwork22 December 10, 2019

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panny crickets

pubic lice

also known as crabs, remble crabs with their pincers.

Curable thank god

"I'm itching like crazy down there I hope I didn't get panny crickets"

by chris March 8, 2007

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cooter crickets

Same as "crabs" or a std.

Joe: Hey that girl is pretty bangin!
Nick: I wouldn't touch her cuz I here she has cooter crickets!

by Mattttt December 28, 2005

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Crotch Crickets

They are pubic lice.

Man that smut I picked up in Atlantic City gave me a batch of "Crotch Crickets".

by Timothy Keith Metz May 25, 2006

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Cricket Fart

The kind of knock your socks off, stuff a tamp in your nose, cumin saturated, air biscuit that makes you wonder how something so powerful came out of someone so small.

Jesus Christ, do you smell that cricket fart? Keep it in your pants Kiki.

by TwatMuffaleta September 23, 2016

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