Covfefe

According to those who worship the ancient Egyptian god Kek known as Kekistanis, Covfefe is a modernization of the ancient Kekistani word 'kunfekfek'. It is a declaration of holy war that can only be initiated by their God Emperor. It is said to summon the so called weaponized autistic power from the message board of piece, as well as mobilize meme warriors from r/the_Donald and other Kekistani splinter groups. There are also rumors that ancient warriors and wizards of Covfefe have been resurrected on Twitter.
Negative press coverage Covfefe has been declared. All those who oppose the God Emperor must be destroyed to ensure the future of the Kekistani people.
by Exelepepe June 01, 2017
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When you're on the can in the middle of the night and you want coffee but you tweet for covfefe!
Charles, will you please bring me a cup of covfefe to the bathroom?
by Therealfonaldtrump May 31, 2017
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When your hands are too small(not YUGE) to hit the correct buttons on the keyboard to spell out coverage (that's what happens when you elect a racist orange as president)
by The green locust June 29, 2017
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When you wake up with a strong cup of winning!!! Freedom coffee!
Have a cup of covfefe!!!
by Matty2j September 01, 2018
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Slang term meaning "jizz." Used predominantly in the homosexual community when late night Tweeting each other.
God, I wish that guy would just shoot his covfefe all over my dirty little asshole.
by Not Randy Travis May 31, 2017
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Covfefe is the act of a political party being so defeated that they lie, threaten, commit treason and generally become mentally unhinged to pretend they can change the outcome of the election.
Despite the negative press covfefe

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by @davekrakatoa June 02, 2017
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The presidents (Donald Trump) "ULTIMATE FANCY" coffee maker.
"Despite the constant negitive press covfefe" -Donald Trump
by Bubble muttenchops June 18, 2017
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