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Covfefe

According to those who worship the ancient Egyptian god Kek known as Kekistanis, Covfefe is a modernization of the ancient Kekistani word 'kunfekfek'. It is a declaration of holy war that can only be initiated by their God Emperor. It is said to summon the so called weaponized autistic power from the message board of piece, as well as mobilize meme warriors from r/the_Donald and other Kekistani splinter groups. There are also rumors that ancient warriors and wizards of Covfefe have been resurrected on Twitter.
Negative press coverage Covfefe has been declared. All those who oppose the God Emperor must be destroyed to ensure the future of the Kekistani people.
by Exelepepe June 2, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

When you're on the can in the middle of the night and you want coffee but you tweet for covfefe!
Charles, will you please bring me a cup of covfefe to the bathroom?
by Therealfonaldtrump May 30, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

When your hands are too small(not YUGE) to hit the correct buttons on the keyboard to spell out coverage (that's what happens when you elect a racist orange as president)
The covfefe meme is yuge
by The green locust June 29, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

What your elderly, sundowner grandfather utters when the flashing red lights aren't working, just days before he starts pissing his pants in public.
by Sarah8998 June 1, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

When you wake up with a strong cup of winning!!! Freedom coffee!
Have a cup of covfefe!!!
by Matty2j September 1, 2018
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

Covfefe is come from ancient ancient tongue that does not have any historical report that mean "nothing" or "empty".
-"constant negative press covfefe."

-"DJ.Trum brain only have covfefe inside"
by oiiyee June 3, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

When your hands are so small you constantly seem to misspell random words in Tweets & Texts
You know Trump, his Tweets never make sense cause of his Covfefe
by Cuvfefe June 1, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

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