Covfefe

According to those who worship the ancient Egyptian god Kek known as Kekistanis, Covfefe is a modernization of the ancient Kekistani word 'kunfekfek'. It is a declaration of holy war that can only be initiated by their God Emperor. It is said to summon the so called weaponized autistic power from the message board of piece, as well as mobilize meme warriors from r/the_Donald and other Kekistani splinter groups. There are also rumors that ancient warriors and wizards of Covfefe have been resurrected on Twitter.

Negative press coverage Covfefe has been declared. All those who oppose the God Emperor must be destroyed to ensure the future of the Kekistani people.

by Exelepepe June 2, 2017

Covfefe

When you're on the can in the middle of the night and you want coffee but you tweet for covfefe!

Charles, will you please bring me a cup of covfefe to the bathroom?

by Therealfonaldtrump May 30, 2017

Covfefe

Slang term meaning "jizz." Used predominantly in the homosexual community when late night Tweeting each other.

God, I wish that guy would just shoot his covfefe all over my dirty little asshole.

by Not Randy Travis June 1, 2017

Covfefe

It actually is supposed to mean.....

Conference

".....press Covfefe"
= "press conference"

by Idk I am me August 23, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe is come from ancient ancient tongue that does not have any historical report that mean "nothing" or "empty".

-"constant negative press covfefe."

-"DJ.Trum brain only have covfefe inside"

by oiiyee June 3, 2017

Covfefe

When you die on the toilet mid tweet.

Donald Trump: As president of the US I would covfefe

by Foreheads and Uries June 13, 2017

Covfefe

When you wake up with a strong cup of winning!!! Freedom coffee!

Have a cup of covfefe!!!

by Matty2j September 1, 2018