Contact-shy

Afraid to initiate physical contact. Standoffish in most social situations but always talking a big game.

He's always talking about asking her out, but never does. He's contact-shy.

He made the football team but quit when he got hit. He must be contact-shy.

by Tiberius Newman August 15, 2021

contamifucked

When you are have to be exposed unwillingly to a toxic agent (ie COVID19) and no matter what you do you cannot get clean. You are destined to get the illness from the toxic agent.

None of my deliveries came from amazon today. I have to go out to the store, get contamifucked, just to get food and toilet paper.

by vilesmile666 August 18, 2021

Contage

When someone coughs or sneezes near someone and they catch the illness

Be careful she might contage you

by Wz.dd September 6, 2021

Contaminati

1. A class of people that are declining in social stature, health, or mental ability after becoming tainted by exposure to or the adoption of a unclean, poisonous, or polluting ideology.

2. Any group who on the surface appears to rally people under a common cause, while maintaining a secret aim of destroying or otherwise sabotaging them.

Sick of seeing the contaminati at my job promoting the separation of American blacks and Africans.

by Youth October 4, 2021

contagiology

The study of worldwide diseases.

Scientists are studying every disease based on contagiology.

by SillySalleh January 5, 2022

contangarious

Like plenty backanal

So I hear you was with the neighbor wife contangarious

by Blacks 96 June 10, 2022

Contactless Cunt

People who order food for delivery and select the contactless option, but don't leave a tip.

Manager: Hey, you're on delivery #50.
Driver: God damn it...
Manager: What's wrong?
Driver: It's a Contactless Cunt.
Manager: Damn, what an asshole.

by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022