Peeping Christopher

An adult voyeur who enjoys watching small children undress, without the knowledge of the children or their parents.

Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."

If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.

by Concerned Parents June 24, 2011

Joey Christopher

A gay faggot that sucks fat long dick

Look at him, hes a Joey Christopher

by LittleAsian03 September 8, 2016

Christopher Slander

Christopher Slander is a day where you can slander all Christopher’s.

person 1: “Hey do you know what day it is?”

person 2: “What?”

person 1: “Its Christopher Slander day! Go bully chris!”

by glockmaster69 May 17, 2021

Pulled a Christopher

Getting the right answer from an educated guess. The right guess appeared to be unachievable and is often mistaken with pure luck. However it is to be noted that luck is but a tiny portion of the right guess.

You really pulled a Christopher in today's Wordle guess. You went from two of the correct letters to the right answer!

by Karobobaro March 29, 2022

christopher root

The most amazing boyfriend you could have.the most talented.loves to play sports.loves his girlfriend.will hate you if you like his girl friend.he is smart,charming,handsome and amazing person ever

If you dumb or loose a Christopher root than your screwed

by Alexa Schroeder October 23, 2017

Christopher Vaughn

when you first meet him hes not always the sweetest or the funniest guy you'll ever meet , but as time progresses he turns out to be the nicest , most caring guy you can meet . He'll open his heart completely and show you a total diffrent side , but only if you stick around long enough to see it ... Dont push to talk to him , and dont constantly nag , just give him a little space every once and awhile and he'll be the best friend you'll ever have ..
for me , hes always somehow been there & even when i hadnt talked to him in years we did randomly find each other again ...
Christophers are the greatest men ever ..

" 'You may not believe in the lord,
nor do you worship him ,
but because i care i will pray for you,
so you dont have to' " - Christopher Vaughn

by justsomegirl-xx August 22, 2011

sloppy christopher

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in

“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”

by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019