Chris

Chris is just a straight up total fucking dog and doesn't attend your birthday dinners.

1: are you coming to my birthday dinner?
Chris: yeah man of course
(birthday dinner date)
1: Wheres Chris?! he's fucking dogged us again!

by PreamCied May 2, 2019

Chris

An idiot who can't spell

dude 1 - haha he failed the english test
dude 2 - he must be a chris

by Eric da boob October 16, 2008

Chris

A pussy-boy that doesnt make a move on girls at the right time and waits till its waay too late.

No, nothing happened last night, what do you expect its Chris.

by niceboysfinishlast August 3, 2008

chris

A term given to gay guys, who have small cocks high voices and LOVE it up the ass. Thinks he's strait but everyone knows he's gay. He is a try hard but 100% of the time he fails. No pubes, walks talks and acts like a girl. Pussies out at everything.

Guy 1: did you see that guy last night who was grinding on me? Who the fuck was that?
Guy 2: oh shit man that has to be chris.

Guy 1: dude your pulling a chris right now
Guy 2: shit dude fucking take it back.

by random chicks November 22, 2011

Chris

Man with a Micro Penis

Yooooo my girl said I have a Chris, My life is over

by socratesishere1984 November 25, 2014

Chris

A fucking dickhead who no one likes, no matter what he always thinks that his friends will love him no matter what, stalks girls as well, what a knob.

Girl:Fuck off.
Chris:haha funny joke!

by loltrain69 August 31, 2011

Chris

Usually given to a funny guy that makes mean jokes.

That "Chris" is one Bitch Ass Nigga -Nerdy Kid
STFU YOU NERD -Cool Kid

by Carlbobjoe7 November 11, 2009