When, after receiving a handjob, the ejaculator's semen is spread around his chest and/or stomach by the person who delivered the HJ; this is done in the manner in which a car windshield is cleaned (i.e., wax-on, wax-off).
by R.S.N. May 23, 2006
Get the Chicago Carwashmug. The Chicago Cubs are the single most loser organization in the history of sports. I talk not only about the numbers but the quality of talent and fan base. The tradition is losing. For a country that is largely made up of losers and those who have never won anything in life it is easy to see why there is so many Cubs fans. It is sad that people, grown ups teach their children it is acceptable to root for a team that time and time again embarrass' it's city. The Chicago Cubs play at the worst field left in the majors. It is in the heart of boystown in Chicago, IL. This may explain the sheer number of homosexuals who frequent the games. Cubs fan are not real sports fan and they do not care for the game itself. Being a Cubs fan is a NOVELTY. the Cubs are a novelty act that is more of a show going on while there is a drunken homosexual party in the stand. For a person to call themselves a Cubs fan they admit that they are,
1) Gay,
2) A Loser,
3) is a phoney,
4) a drunk,
5) has a small loser shaped penis,
OR
6) an unhealthy combination of 1-5.
So there you have it. That is the true definition of the Chicago Cubs.
1) Gay,
2) A Loser,
3) is a phoney,
4) a drunk,
5) has a small loser shaped penis,
OR
6) an unhealthy combination of 1-5.
So there you have it. That is the true definition of the Chicago Cubs.
1908-2012 "chicago cubs lose again... like it ever matter, we are here for the forced entry"
2012 numbers dont lie
2012 numbers dont lie
by thetruthisheretosaveyou July 19, 2012
Get the chicago cubsmug. Chicago's "other" baseball team. Vastly overshadowed by their archrivals the Chicago white sox. Have not won a world series in ages and its likely that they never will
by Ghac October 13, 2011
Get the Chicago Cubsmug. The shittiest team in the NFL, whose 2010-11 season was ended (no shit right?) by the Chicago Bears on January 22, 2011.
by Mike Dickta January 23, 2011
Get the Chicago Bearsmug. Your lucky if you know a Chicago. They can be very annoying but helpful. They tend to be loyal in many ways and can be good with advice. They have a uncommon name so if you know one your extremely lucky
by Iamirresponsibleinways October 30, 2019
Get the Chicago (name)mug. When you jizz in an ice tray, then freeze your man juice and then make your partner a nice slurpie with those ice cubes after you have sex with your partner.
Frank: Dude i gave angelica a slurpie after we had sex last night.
Jake: So?
Frank: A Chicago Slurpie!
Jake: Dude that's fucked up.
Jake: So?
Frank: A Chicago Slurpie!
Jake: Dude that's fucked up.
by James Hess March 30, 2008
Get the Chicago Slurpiemug. by Muhahah December 12, 2012
Get the Midway, Chicagomug.