Cottonmouth

The Cottonmouth delivers painful, potentially fatal bites. Although they can be aggressive, they are generally secretive and calm, so bites are rare.

Don’t mess with a cottonmouth snake

by leafykeezy August 30, 2021

Cotton Crusader

A racist nickname for a black or African American person

“Jamal is such a cotton crusader, just look at him”

by HidinFromBiden May 16, 2022

Cotton Picker

Someone who gives backshots and openly grabs toilet paper residue from their partners ass.

Cholula: Yo I was dogging this girl and she had toilet paper crumbs in her ass, but I just picked it and slapped her ass to keep the mood going
Joel: Man you’re a fucking cotton picker dog

by DaaJay August 3, 2022

Cattosaurus Rex

A chonky cat with a roaring cattitude.

Look at Mamo! He's such a Cattosaurus Rex

- That's true! He always hisses back when I don't let him eat my plants.

by samkynhneigd March 22, 2023

faux-cation

fō'keɪʃ(ə)n (fo-kay-shun)
A fake vocation.
aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.

"Jimmy knew he couldn't tell the blonde at the bar he was a bagger at Aldi's, so he gave 'Patent Attorney' as his faux-cation."

by justinrmayfield October 10, 2008

Evacu-cation

a trip that starts off by evacuating from a natural disaster, but upon learning that family, home, neighbors are safe, morphs into a mini-vacation.

We left New Orleans because of the impending hurricane but it turned into an Evacu-cation

by LisaBNOLA October 23, 2008

Vague-cation

When a vacation involves so much partying, you can't remember the details'

"I went somewhere, I did some stuff, I drank a lot. That's all I remember."

"I went somewhere on vague-cation, I did some stuff, I drank a lot. That's all I really remember."

by SharieD April 18, 2010