by ThePitcher December 6, 2012

A hot hunk with a caring heart and a lot of junk. He is the coolest guy ever and could beat up any body elses dad
by Monkey george April 5, 2021

by supa21 July 6, 2010

A beard or goatee on the face of a man to make sure he gets every drop of seamen after performing fellatio.
Will was very careful to slurp every drop of white sticky and salty tasting high fructose porn syrup from his grey-haired cum catcher goatee after his deepthroat of Chris's hard spigot.
by Sunnync March 31, 2022

by The Real Ranga July 3, 2019

That device or method used by a dude to catch the output of a fantastic whack session. Commonly fulfilled by a sock in adolescence due to its ability to hide the evidence in the laundry.
by BlowFelt July 20, 2011

Similar to a "Cow Catcher"; A Crowd Catcher is a metal frame at the front of a vehicle for pushing aside uninformed protesters.
by NotA RealPerson July 9, 2016
