by Catlover97 March 11, 2009

The most perfect, elegant, regal beast you will ever own. These fantastic felines have a reputation for being evil and snobby, that however, is pure nonsense. Their beautiful sharp claws are merely the most advanced weapons of modern weaponry. Their teeth, pointy and more timeless than a vampire could ever be. Their so-called "arrogance" is an example of their superior intelligence. You will never own a greater living thing than The Cat.
by Le Cat Womeness August 12, 2012

Yes, we all know a cat is a feline. Blah blah blah.
Cats is also, however, a musical by Andrew Lloyd Weber and T.S. Eliot. T.S. Eliot originally wrote a book entitled Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, and Andrew Lloyd Weber turned it into an awesome musical. He claims it was easy, because most of the cats' names had rhythm to them, such as Mr. Mistoffelees.
K. Just felt I needed to say that.
Cats is also, however, a musical by Andrew Lloyd Weber and T.S. Eliot. T.S. Eliot originally wrote a book entitled Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, and Andrew Lloyd Weber turned it into an awesome musical. He claims it was easy, because most of the cats' names had rhythm to them, such as Mr. Mistoffelees.
K. Just felt I needed to say that.
by A Pancake who's mix is lost December 17, 2010

by jmk20 February 12, 2017

A mythical cat that comes in at night and shits in your mouth usually after a long night of drinking or muff diving.
by RogueAviDog August 17, 2006

"what you catting me for "?
by Esk1boy October 3, 2003
