Day Care Cold

Day Care Cold – Office colds that keep getting passed around, and which originate with contagious staff whose kids got sick at day care, that Petri dish of all office illnesses.

Thanks to sick Cindy, who takes her kids to day care, I have a Day Care Cold, and I will never really get well. As soon as I get over it, I will catch it again from someone else.

by #iamthe53 October 16, 2011

Self-care package

A one-box shipment from Amazon that features several treats you ordered for yourself.

“Just ordered a candle, new face wash, and paper towels. Gonna be a nice self-care package when it comes on Sunday.”

by Blue Collar Bandit February 28, 2021

take care of business

when your gal not too tidy below the belt line.

Bill: Hey honey, how about a good soak in the tub ?

Julie: No I'm all good, been sitting on a heated car seat all the way home after a long day's work.

Bill: Catch you tomorrow then when you take care of business.

by cut the cards November 26, 2022

shh no one cares

a salty way of telling someone to be quiet. usually used if someone is being annoying. similar to saying shut up. this phrase is commonly seen on shirts.

Person: goes on and on about something
The other person: shh no one cares

by GalaxyTheCat October 22, 2020

i dont care

A phrase, or group of words that I use to much. Particularly when being difficult, or when I dont have an opinion towards something

I dont care either or.

by Honestly don't know May 12, 2019

Take care of head

To take care of head is to literally "take care" of your own personal head, specifically by usage of drugs.

Originally used in 1980 by the band The Toyes in the song Smoke Two Joints, the phrase became mainstream popularized when Sublime covered it in their album 40 Oz. to Heaven 16 years later.

"Hard work good, hard work fine, but first take care of head"
- The Toyes / Sublime, "Smoke Two Joints"

by discorobot August 7, 2007

gotsta be mo careful

backup phrase used to alert someone of their wayward actions.

Girl: Oh shit, I just backed straight into that ambulance!
Guy: Umhmm. You gotsta be mo careful!!

by liljesus May 26, 2008