A perfect male specimen. He's funny, hot, and has a massive schlong. He can steal your girl anyway without even speaking. He is stronger than superman and as rich as Jeff bezos.
by fishyomni January 8, 2024
Get the Cadenmug. Cadens are so hot. so fit. they have no problem hooking up with sexy bitches. the hottest cadens have the last name shelby. cadens penis is somewhere around 15.5 inches. someone like caden needs a big dick for big chances.
by AccurateNameDefine June 21, 2022
Get the Cadenmug. Caden is the type of person who doesn't understand how to communicate with other people and he doesn't have a relationship with either of his parents. He jumps from place to place with no real home. He thinks that diarrhea sounds are the funniest thing ever. He has a weird valley girl drawl to his voice. They're also part non beanery. SLAY THEY!!!!! anyways, the queer is definitely an interesting something. I guess. A bit ugly but those that enjoy mcdonalds will like them I think. FULL of gas and poop pretty often. Can be funny too depending on your... type. A very loud laugh and will laugh at anything. He also plays fortnite a lot and when we talk to it it will just sometimes not even listen to us and then eventually fall asleep.
"Caden is asleep again."
"Ewwwww Caden farted out of its fubby ass!"
"Caden, are you listening? Hello? HELLLOOOOO?"
"Ewwwww Caden farted out of its fubby ass!"
"Caden, are you listening? Hello? HELLLOOOOO?"
by anonymous January 12, 2024
Get the Cadenmug. A zulu worrier who packs heat all the time he is a member of the Latin kings street gang and spends his time smoking fags he don't like cats and he is a certified pimp with no plan going ahead in his life born and raised in the hood his favorite meal is build rabbit with fried chiken and grape juice
by The 325 legend September 18, 2021
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