Carolina crop circle

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.
Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"

Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
by Adamclee123 October 29, 2021
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rainbow crop dust

The act of farting at the face level of a friend or partner. While twirling in an arcing motion as to waft the aroma in the said companies direction.
My wife just rainbow crop dusted me, and now I have pink eye.
by Ill_padre July 14, 2024
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Crop-blocking

Same as cock-blocking but in the Settlers
Danny performed an act of crop-blocking on me!
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pain cropping

When someone fakes the pain and misery of a condition they don't have to get empathy.
He lied about having leukemia all those years to get pity. He was pain cropping my sister's illness. I'm so mad!
by Cenobite777 May 26, 2024
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Pain cropping

When a person lies about having a severe health issue that is extremely painful and full of suffering that they can never understand and how it effects them and their loved ones. They use it to get attention and sympathy from people. This includes cancer and ptsd
That asshole said he had cancer, did chemo and all but it was all fake and the records were forged. My mother battled it for 5 years and it was so much to go through. I don't like people pain cropping on something they never felt
by Cenobite777 March 23, 2024
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Pain cropping

Claiming to have a serious condition such as cancer to gain pity and attention from people which mocks those who have suffered from it.
He claimed to have leukemia for 3 years ago until I made him show proof when I got suspicious and found out he lied. He was pain cropping the pain of my sister for pitty that pos.
by Cenobite777 April 24, 2024
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Reverse crop dust

When a person farts and that said person uses a fan of any kind to blow the stench in the victims’ path.
“Dude! Rick got me with a gnarly reverse crop dust with his box fan, it was terrible!”
by Tdriz July 11, 2022
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