swamp cricket

Loves in a sunny place, only come out if it smells well liquor. Doesn’t smoke but will bum 3 cigs in an hour off you... and offer 1$ they have at least 1 article of clothing with a hole in it. She can smell fireball from a mile, sometimes confusing it with cinnamon candles. To summon one.... You just have to whisper SHOTS and Garth Brooke’s “low places” and by some form of slut magic... they will appear.

Think I might wait in the Dixie parking lot... 1:45 I should catch me a handful! A swamp cricket are my bread and butter.

by Nee bay February 24, 2019

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panny crickets

pubic lice

also known as crabs, remble crabs with their pincers.

Curable thank god

"I'm itching like crazy down there I hope I didn't get panny crickets"

by chris March 06, 2007

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cooter crickets

Same as "crabs" or a std.

Joe: Hey that girl is pretty bangin!
Nick: I wouldn't touch her cuz I here she has cooter crickets!

by Mattttt December 14, 2005

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Cricket Fart

The kind of knock your socks off, stuff a tamp in your nose, cumin saturated, air biscuit that makes you wonder how something so powerful came out of someone so small.

Jesus Christ, do you smell that cricket fart? Keep it in your pants Kiki.

by TwatMuffaleta September 24, 2016

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