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spice cream

Superheated, ultra-painful liquid feces brought on by ingesting spicy food and/or cheap alcohol.
"Man, I was in tears on the bowl for an hour from the Spice Cream the wings and beer gave me."
by Whitey McGee September 22, 2007
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Bronzer Cream

Simply wiping shit on your face to look tan
My retart buddy wiped shit all over his face to look like the cast of jersey shore, He said “bronzer cream oh yea”! And “I love poop wiped on my face this time of year”!
by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021
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Creaming Spines

To cream someone's spine is an ultimate show of dominance and thus should only transpire if the doer has the most malicious of all intents. After receiving head from a hoe or an opponent one their knees. Proceed to shove their head down and expose the bare back. Cum on the top of the spine near the meeting of the neck and back. By doing so the cum will slowly slide down the spinal ridge before arriving at the Crack and inevitably their asshole.
Hold up yo mouth hoe! I'm about to cum. Don't move lemme cream yo spine real quick. DAMN I'll never tire of creaming spines.
by AfricanMenac March 21, 2023
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Arctic cream

When it is so cold outside when you climax the semen freezes up and gets stuck in the boy or girl
OMG when David finally came it froze like some arctic cream
by Ms. Frizzle is thicc June 24, 2018
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Cream Hug

When you’re getting huggy and things get creamy.
Things were getting hot and heavy and ended up giving her the cream hug.
by PhillybertoB May 2, 2019
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Cream the Corn

Vigorously performed anal sex. Hitting up that corn hole hard and deep.
Rachel wants me to Cream the corn tonight. Imma tear that shit up

Her little pucker spot was all tore up. I love to Cream the corn.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
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cream coma

The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.
"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
by the_real_dirty_dan January 6, 2015
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