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Davidoff False Cobra

When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.
Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party

Boys: cunt you snake

Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10

Boys: but you're a cunt

*dave still is not there at 11pm*

Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt

Dave: i was ill

Boys: cunt

Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much

Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
by iamasnake January 25, 2014
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cobra shot

A surprise cum shot to the face originating from a dick that cannot be located. The offending dick is typically attached to a person in a tree, atop a building, or using one of those Predator cloaking device dealies.
*splat* Oh god, is this cum? Where the fuck did this even come from?!?! God dames cobra shots!
by Madro August 8, 2015
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Table Cobra

A waiter/waitress/server that is persuasive and charming at his or her table and knows how to use their charm to suggest and or recommend the up sale.
Roy is the Table Cobra at Maria's Italian Resturant in Cape Coral, Florida because when he arrives to greet his table, they are hypnotized by his suggestive charm, talking his guests into ordering a $34 entree.
by Creativelingo May 4, 2021
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Cobra

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Cobra is a nickname for Andrew Tate. So some people on the internet like to call him "Cobra Tate". He is a boxer, and and makes inspirational speaches.
Another definition for it is a very explosive dutch firework.
person 1: Have you seen what happened to Cobra Tate?
person 2: I dont know, what happened?
person 1: He got arrested!
by Jamesforshort January 4, 2023
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drunken cobra

n. any inanimate thing (usually a vehicle) that sways and weaves more than it should, thus causing a safety hazard.
That semi-truck is all over the road like a drunken cobra.
by Sonya H. July 24, 2008
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Cobra Maneuver

also called dynamic deceleration, among other names. The fighter jet flying at a high speed abruptly raises its nose momentarily to a vertical and slightly past vertical attitude, causing an extremely high angle of attack and momentarily stalling the plane. This will causes the plane brake and move behind the enemy aircraft and created a chance for the pilot to take down the enemy aircraft.

Not all jet can make this move ( Sukhoi and migs mostly are capable to make this move but some U.S military jet such as F-16 and F-22 also can make this move )
That Su-57 uses cobra maneuver to shoot down the MIG 29
by noobispro June 14, 2022
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The Spitting Cobra

A deadly move used while dangerously drunk. One pretends their jacket is a cape and holds it over their face while hissing at the opponent. This move can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit.
'Ere pal did you just eye up ma bird'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah man chill out, ok I'll walk away!'
by shannymcfee May 30, 2015
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