grapefruit cannon

A large several inch exhaust commonly found on rice burners. Hence named because they commonly appear at a step angle and are large enough to fit medium to large size fruit.

That civic has a helluva grapefruit cannon.

by roberth March 16, 2011

Body Cannons

The upper area of a females body, which can cause severe damage when excessivley large and in the 'Girl On Top' position.

Damn Girl! Those Body Cannons look like they could kill someone!

by DudeCalledDave March 24, 2010

tight cannon

The opposite of a loose cannon. Someone with many boundaries. Also Kendra

Look how well these spreadsheets are organized. She’s one tight cannon.

by Yoyodad October 9, 2019

Cannon bits

Left over turds after you shart

ahhh shit i forgot to check for cannon bits

by Bag of tea June 7, 2009

nut cannon

The male reproductive organ (ie: the penis)

Larry went over to Joes house to return a barrow video game when Larry saw Joes fathers nut cannon.

by Locher.0 November 14, 2012

deuce cannon

When you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. You fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and shit sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.

After we went to Taste of India last night, I came home and instantly regretted it. I hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. Now the whole house smells like curry. What was I thinking?

by deucerocket November 8, 2010

mud cannon

when you pull out of a bitch's ass real fast and there's still shit on it and you fire it in her pussy wicked hard

i gave marie the dirty ole mud cannon last night, and i might now have an infection

by zachsplat420 March 19, 2017