Humper Bumper

The bumper that cushions the strawberry jelly and chocolate pudding factory from any who may try to enter.

Damn, my humper bumper is sore after last nights boning

by CarbonBlight October 11, 2020

Bumper ad

An ad on YouTube that less than 6 seconds

Person 1: Have you heard that YouTube now shows 2 ads at once?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's only skippable ads or bumper ads.

by  June 15, 2019

tarantula bumper

Women who love women you know lesbians who are unshaven

Bobby didn't know his wife was a Tarantula bumper until he caught her with his best friends wife ..

by NunYuhBiz November 21, 2016

door bumpers

bullet bras & Cone Bras & BIG UNS

WOW that ACME Looniversity gal has beautiful door bumpers !

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 30, 2007

boat bumper

A slang term for vagina to vagina sexual contact.

I caught my sister and her best friend in the middle of a boat bumper session!

by Jrod2113 October 5, 2017

Crumpet Bumper

A person who prefers to engage in sexual activities with an older woman

"Cory really seems to be into older women"
"Ya, he's a real crumpet bumper"

by AnAverageNormalEveryDayGuy March 20, 2024

Under the bumper warranty

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge

Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.

by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024