A crappy-ass town located in Kentucky that is slowly becoming less lame. Oft' called Boring Green for it's lack of anything interesting to do.
Internet Stalker: So, little girl, where do you live?
Little Girl: I live in Bowling Green. Please, come kill me.
Little Girl: I live in Bowling Green. Please, come kill me.
by Rawrness May 13, 2005
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Term used to degrade a woman who has given up all three holes to a man (oral, coitus, and anal sex). Generally speaking, a man can feel confident that he has dominated a woman after achieving this triple crown status, whereas only obtaining one or two of these sexual acts are no guarantee a woman will even remember him. This is primarily because most women are reluctant to give up the third whole (back door for many women OR the pussy for sluts who are trying to remain virgins). This is synonymous to a "grand slam" (as all the bases were run).
1) I used that dirty whore like a bowling ball.
2) Trust me, she's no prude. I bowling balled that bitch after two dates.
3) She never gave me head - so I can't call her a bowling ball.
2) Trust me, she's no prude. I bowling balled that bitch after two dates.
3) She never gave me head - so I can't call her a bowling ball.
by Hollywoodknight November 19, 2011
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The dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Walter: Fuck it, let's go bowling.
The dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Walter: Fuck it, let's go bowling.
by Sander Ginn November 13, 2007
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2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare
"There are two types of people who go bowling: there are the people that really, really love bowling, and then there are the people that are like 'wouldn't it be hysterical if we went bowling?'"
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan
by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011
Get the Bowling mug.The generic term for a person (usually a man) performing (especially) anilingus and/or cunnilingus from behind on a woman when she is on all fours (like a dog - hence the term dog-bowling, lap-lap).
The bitch was so hot for his tongue she didn't mind which hole he went for when she bent over, and he didn't much care either he loved dog-bowling so much.
by Rhys Chilcott July 20, 2006
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My friend Aj once used the bowling ball technique on an ex girlfriend because she laughed at the size of his cock!!
He's now doing 15years inside, I wonder where his cellmates are gonna stick their bowling fingers =P
(Dont bend over in the showers!!)
He's now doing 15years inside, I wonder where his cellmates are gonna stick their bowling fingers =P
(Dont bend over in the showers!!)
by Plaything69 January 14, 2008
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