Blueberry

Noun
A person who comes to orgasm too quickly. Usually due to inexperience or over excitement.

"Remember that guy from the party?
He barely got the tip in. What a blueberry!"

"So I hooked up with this girl on tinder. Talk about a blueberry. I barely licked it. Great time!"

by KingPan420 December 28, 2023

Blueberries

Synonym for blue balls (epididymal hypertension); the feeling you get from prolonged sexual arousal or edging too long. Unlike “blue balls”, this term also applies to the feeling you get after being kicked in the balls or wearing extremely tight underwear.

Bro last night’s session gave me blueberries, holy fuck.

by skybluemeth February 16, 2024

Funky Blueberry

A penis head that has had the circulation cut off.

These underwear are so tight they gave me a funky blueberry.

by Hot Hott hutt November 16, 2019

blueberry muff

something really really bad that the internet has banned

best blueberry muffs and cinni rolls

by dog12373 April 6, 2023

Penobscot Blueberry

A bruise left during a session of rough sex.

Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.

Dude2: Nice. Good times.

by t pot January 31, 2019

open blueberry

It is when you light a firecracker in a young child's anus

I just gave chad's son an open blueberry

by Blueberrydickleson January 29, 2018

blueberry inflation

A type of inflation that the character eats any type of blueberry foods and inflate like a blueberry. First time it was shown in video: Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.

Blueberry inflation sounds kinda deadly.

by ya know? October 7, 2023