mig bike

Mig Bike (or Big Mike) is that one kid who plans to be a future army soldier in high school. He seems like a tough guy in hindsight but when you get to know him he can be a real gentle giant. You might know Mig Bike as a man of strong character, he's got a tight build, tall, can perform a fifty rep lying close-grip bar curl on a high pulley effortlessly and a standing one-arm dumbbell curl over an incline bench if he's really in the mood to rip some clut. For this greased beast getting pussy is always in the utmost priority. If you're of the XX chromosomal variety and happen to cross this macho man's path, happen to smell the scent of masculinity emanating from his presence, it is by the virtue of his existence that you jism buckets.

"man that ginger in French is a real asshole"
"chill, he's just a mig bike"

by hentaii__jake June 19, 2017

Berlin bike

A rattling piece of junk.

Impractical, unsafe for any purpose and thrice stolen in the last year alone, the Berlin bike creaks ominously as you shift your weight on it. You always feel a bit anxious that you might chance upon its still-grieving former owners.

"Typical Berlin bike, €90"
"Retro Hollandrad, €180"
"Nice city bike, €45"

by brennschluss May 9, 2013

community bike

A girl who has sex with a lot of guys in the similar area (community)

She is the community bike.

by Kellygold1234 April 7, 2016

beach bike

a bicycle with handlebars so wide you are almost forced to ride without any hands, big wheels to compensate for sandy grounds, and as little hardware on them as possible; come in any color you want and almost any shape; want a basket? you can have one; want THREE wheels? go for it, beach bikes got them too; hook on a surfboard and your in business; then drop in in the dunes and your ready to go

also...something a real beach bum would easily choose over a license and a bmw any day

"hey lets go surfing"
"sure let me get my keys..."
"R YA KIDDING?! yo im just taking my beach bike. peace."

by go_fish January 27, 2010

bike gang

what you think of when you think squad. regular trips to the beach together, always listening to the ICONIC roadtrippin playlist, and making plans to hangout. composed of the sweetest people on the planet and would do anything for any other member. all play soccer, their numbers being 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 18, and 40. pretty much the squad you wish you were...

“who are they?”
“that’s the bike gang”
“are they like a real gang?”
“no they’re the best people in the best group”

by lilyyyyyyyy May 14, 2019

bike jerks

Bike jerks- people who ride bikes with in groups, that all wear the same close

Dad: *driving down street*
Kid: hey dad look at those people!
Dad:oh the bike jerks

by Jellybugpug June 21, 2016

divorce bike

(n.) A ridiculously expensive bicycle which precipitates, or otherwise denotes, the dissolution of a marriage.

"This carbon fibre Pinarello is incredible, a real divorce bike."

"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."

by Zack J. June 2, 2016