bike gang

what you think of when you think squad. regular trips to the beach together, always listening to the ICONIC roadtrippin playlist, and making plans to hangout. composed of the sweetest people on the planet and would do anything for any other member. all play soccer, their numbers being 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 18, and 40. pretty much the squad you wish you were...

“who are they?”
“that’s the bike gang”
“are they like a real gang?”
“no they’re the best people in the best group”

by lilyyyyyyyy May 14, 2019

Pasty Bike

A bicycle used for (but not exclusively) the collection of pasties and pies either for an individual but often a conglomerate of friends or colleagues.

A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.

1)"Bloody hell Geoffrey its 10:05 the boys are ravenous. Wheres the grub at?"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"

2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"

"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"

by batmanghelidjh May 30, 2019

Bike grinding

To flip a bike upside down and siting on the tire, then pedaling to please yourself

I watched her bike grind.

I was bike grinding last night.

I'm a bike grinder

by Canidoiy September 28, 2017

birt bike

A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's too sped to prounonce dirt bike

Hey man want to go birt biking
God your such a Brendan

Why don't you say dirt bike like everyone else you dumb sped
A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's top sped to prounonce dirt bike

by Birt Bike April 19, 2018

mig bike

Mig Bike (or Big Mike) is that one kid who plans to be a future army soldier in high school. He seems like a tough guy in hindsight but when you get to know him he can be a real gentle giant. You might know Mig Bike as a man of strong character, he's got a tight build, tall, can perform a fifty rep lying close-grip bar curl on a high pulley effortlessly and a standing one-arm dumbbell curl over an incline bench if he's really in the mood to rip some clut. For this greased beast getting pussy is always in the utmost priority. If you're of the XX chromosomal variety and happen to cross this macho man's path, happen to smell the scent of masculinity emanating from his presence, it is by the virtue of his existence that you jism buckets.

"man that ginger in French is a real asshole"
"chill, he's just a mig bike"

by hentaii__jake June 19, 2017

bike jerks

Bike jerks- people who ride bikes with in groups, that all wear the same close

Dad: *driving down street*
Kid: hey dad look at those people!
Dad:oh the bike jerks

by Jellybugpug June 21, 2016

divorce bike

(n.) A ridiculously expensive bicycle which precipitates, or otherwise denotes, the dissolution of a marriage.

"This carbon fibre Pinarello is incredible, a real divorce bike."

"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."

by Zack J. June 2, 2016