Pink Bible

Another term used for vagina. Can be used when talking about sex and religion.

Did you hear about the local pastor's sex scandal?

No, what.

I heard he left an offering in her pink bible.

by Reddhawks August 27, 2012

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pop bible

typically refers to pop musical records that revolutionized the pop genre, won record-setting awards and feats, or features the biggest hits of the musician that released it; or it could be all three. Pop bibles are meant to represent what it means to create a truly perfect and iconic pop album.

some examples include "Thriller" by Michael Jackson and "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry.

I never realized how big Taylor Swift's 1989 was, surely a pop bible.

by Gagatondraa August 29, 2023

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Performative Bible

criminal-mafia republicans tweeting pious garbage to distract from being terrible

Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"

by Uncle Joosie December 28, 2020

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Bible Thumper

Person who uses the Bible to attack other via Facebook, Twitter and other social media outlets.

Typically, this person has no life of their own and they try to live out their lives by perceiving their god-given right to tell everyone else how they can improve their lives, while completely ignoring or being ignorant of their own place in their own self-created universe (typically of self-isolation and lack of committment). This person is notoriously unreliable and ready to attack anyone that does not agree with them on level (not just via the bible thump).

The bible thumper bigot used their Bible verse of the book of Morons 3: 1-167, 172, 178 to explain that they are never wrong.

by FacebookBibleThumpingHater January 28, 2014

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