Double Barrel

Short for "double-barrel shotgun", it is THE weapon of a redneck, possibly passed down from his great-great grand-daddy who, due to inbreeding is from both sides of the family, because it does not break, and they've been around for god damned ever.

Redneck, holding his trusty-double barrel: GET OFF MY PROPERTY, YOU DAMN KIDS!

by HutchinsonUberAlles June 15, 2010

Barrel of Bastards

A group or collection of people who for whatever reason you do not like.

Chavs - Ha ha look at the goth!
Goth - Piss off you complete barrel of bastards

by Acid Tsunami May 14, 2006

barrel roll

The act of asking a younger lady to flip that ass bitch and let you see what she's got...?

Brian Pepper: Do a barrel roll!
Haley: What is a barrel roll?
Brian Pepper: Copy Paste?
Haley: Shut the hell up!
Brian Pepper: Get off my momma!
Ms. Catron: DO a barrel ROll!!!
Haley: I still dont know what a barrel roll is?
Ms. Catron: I owe you...
Mr. Sumpter: YOu look like you could use a barrel roll!
Brian Pepper: Do a barrel Roll!

by michael cantu (not really) April 13, 2006

Cracka Barrel

The best place EVER for a fish Sammich.

"MAN, I could really go for a fish Sammich from Cracka Barrel! Lets go, Mono!"

by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003

Barrel of monkeys

1. boning.

2. The act of engaging in lengthy, wreckless sexual intercourse. Usually involves a number of positions and locations during a single romp.

"Her roommates are gone for break so we played barrel of monkeys all weekend."

by NathanXplosion February 29, 2008

Barrel Assing

The act of driving very fast on a road or highway or street. Can also be applied to the act of pursuing a personal or professional goal. Originated in the 1960's, originally used in Brooklyn NY, describing a return trip from the Catskills in Upstate NY.

"I had to be back to light the boiler at the plant, so here I am barrel assing down the highway right past a cop." "He is determined, I mean he's barrel assing toward his goals."

by Charlie 1970 to Joey The Kid December 19, 2011

Crate&Barreled

1. To be Crate&Barreled means your out of the dating game You're settling down and complacent. A person that is Crate &Barreled is at least temporarily happy and willing to pick out plates with his or her partner.

Jake was such a player but since meeting Katy, he's totally Crate&Barreled, They'll probably move to Beaverton and have a couple of kids.

Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.

by Torbert October 15, 2020