Green Buffet

See: Gravy SEAL.

A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.
You got called out for flexing a participation trophy. You’re not even a Gravy SEAL, you’re a Green Buffet!
by ThisBruiser December 18, 2023
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Taco bell buffet

A sex act in which one person defecates into the ass crack of another. Then proceeds to eat the fecies directly from the crack without using utensils or hands.
"Did you finally have sex with Erin?"
"yea man, she's a freak, the first thing she wanted to do was a taco bell buffet"
by Admvd7 August 24, 2021
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Buffet in bed

Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)
Jonny brought his mom a Buffet in bed
by funny jokes July 10, 2020
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Golden buffet

When everything on your plate is a beautiful shade of beige.
Aww yeah, had a great tea last night - chicken nuggets, chips, onion rings and a side of cheesy garlic bread, was a proper golden buffet .
by Racheyrocket July 02, 2023
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Fluffer Buffets

(Noun)
In porn it's a risky sexual maneuver it's when the tree male actors place their entire fist as far as they can at the primary entrance the back entrance and the mouth of the actress.
"Are you sure we're going to do the fluffer buffets isn't a bit too risky for the actress?"
by mitakenshiryusen May 13, 2024
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Sticky Buffet

a term used to describe very amazing weed...... usually sticky
Thats the sticky buffet right there, i stuck a nug of that weed to the wall and it stayed there for a week,.. Untill i took it down and smoked it.
by Jack Mehoff alot tomorrow November 28, 2010
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Dirty buffet

When a sexual partner sucks poop out of an ass hole full of semen
Daddy Hagrid gave Hermone a dirty buffet
by Daddy Hagrid December 26, 2024
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