Audrey

Where do I even begin with this one? Audrey is so freaking stupid. She probably uses Friyay instead of Friday, which is a blatant bastardization of the term, such a shame to the English lexicon. She doesn't live on planet ass, in fact. She's probably never even BEEN TO planet ass. Probably because she packed cottage cheese in her lunch and ate it with a spork. If I saw a dime and a half walking down the street, I would NOT think that it's Audrey.

Audrey is like poo poo pee pee doo doo caca.

by Your mom (in a sweet voice) April 21, 2025

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an Audrey is slang term for being in wind ensemble before auditions, then go down a band after

Bro I just did an Audrey in my auditions

by John marching band May 7, 2025

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an Audrey is slang term for being in wind ensemble before auditions, then go down a band after

Bro I just pulled an Audrey on my audition

by John marching band May 7, 2025

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Although she may seem tough, strong, beautiful, amazing… she is hurting. Nobody sees it cause she’s all covered with smiles and colors and rainbows but she is hurting so bad that she can barely breathe.

Person 1: *Cries on Audrey’s shoulder*
Person 2: Hey, are you okay?
Audrey: yes. *no im not.*

by ISmellLikeCandles April 24, 2024

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