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Excel sheet attraction

Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A common tool used to roughly measure the attractiveness of a woman through 10 general features.
The most commonly judged features, though varying between individuals, are:
Hair, Nose, Teeth, Lips, Neck/Chin, Chest/Breasts, Stomach, Waist, Hips and Rear/Ass.
For each feature on the list, the woman can score a point. If all the features on the list are good on the woman, then she scores 10.
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that chick I was with last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, she was totally a 10 *on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale"

*No-one would say that but I need to include the term in the definition
by ThatRussianGuy October 2, 2016
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Attractive Disruption

noun
at·trac·tive dis·rup·tion

Definition:
The involuntary emotional or psychological disturbance others experience in the presence of someone whose physical appearance, aura, or confidence is so potent that it disrupts their focus, behavior, or mood—even if they don’t consciously want it to.
Ever since he walked in, people been acting weird—laughing louder, talking faster, messing up their work. Total attractive disruption.”
by Ligerblack May 27, 2025
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Kid-Attracted Person

KAP for short.

An alternative term for people who don't like MAP (Minor-Attracted Person). A common alternative people use is YAP (Youth-Attracted Person), but "youth" has wildly different definitions depending on the country. "Kid" is generally considered to refer to people who are 0-17 years old.
They are a kid-attracted person.
by Shugunou October 18, 2025
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Attractive

You! Hope you have a good day! 🤗
Person 1: Hey did you see that person?

Person 2: Ikr aren't they so attractive
by Loveyourself<3 1437 June 30, 2022
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Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification

Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification is a more nuanced and modern way of classifying a person's self-identified sexual attraction. It has two facets:

Assigned-Sex Attraction
Assigned-Expression Attraction

So for example, people we consider having a typical hetero-attraction would have a) opposite assigned-sex attraction , and b) opposite assigned-expression attraction.

For example, the typical man is attracted sexually to biological women, and feminine gender expression.
My sociology report included a section about Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification and how human sexuality is nuanced.
by jenddainas February 3, 2024
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1-10 Female Attractiveness scale

A range of numbers used to accurately describe the attractiveness of a female.

The number "1" is the bottom of the scale. It is also the ugliest a girl can be rated. A 10 is the top of the scale and is also the hottest a girl can be rated.
yo did you see barissa? god shes ugly, defintiely a 2. But did you Amanda? Damn! shes so hot. Totally a 10. using this 1-10 Female Attractiveness scale i can now tell all my friends who the thicc hoes be!
by wassupfam August 31, 2016
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