Anal Gps

The super accurate apparatus you have inserted in your rectum, that knows the exact position you are in and starts your vowel functions as you get close to your house/favorite bathroom.

Alfie: "Yo how far are we from home?"
Mike:"Dont worry kid my Anal Gps tells me we are close, im shitting myself"

by Senterstylemx January 15, 2011

Anal Hockey

A game between two men played over 3 20-minute periods. To score a goal, a man must eject his semen into the other man's anus. The winner is the man with the most goals at the end of the game. A lot of strategy is used as it could take a long time for a competitor to reload a "shot".

Paulo won the anal hockey game 2-1 against mike, since he was unable to get a second shot on goal.

by BusterBill May 6, 2014

anal era

An age where everybody had the IQ of an anus.

You got an F on that super-easy quiz? When were you born, the anal era?

by Stardust Pixie February 17, 2015

scrotal analitis

Is a genetic condition in which the jungle bridge is reversed, resulting in the scrotum being attached to the "Brown eye" and not the penis.

Jane- Did you hear John was born with scrotal analitis?
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.

by NitmanRadio August 14, 2017

anal rat

Noun: A male human who lives for nothing more than to cum in a person's anus, subsequently falls asleep, and then lets his penis go limp.

Hey, homie, you know that broken faced tranny that likes to slip Mickeys into guys drink at the bar? That bitch turned out to be a real "anal rat".

by Highwaycoyote May 29, 2016

Anal sand

After taking a shit, you wipe and some of the toilet paper is left behind with the poop feeling like sand in your butt. In the shower is the only time to remove anal sand.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just took a slimy shit and I got some anal sand up there.

Guy 2: I had the same thing happen to me yesterday. Use some soapy water
Guy 1: I gotta go take a shower. It's chaffing my buns.

by BonofiedAnalGaping December 17, 2016

Anal Group

This is usually a group or club made up of four people. Specifically with the first letters of their names being A N A and L. They are however to recruit someone as the n that doesn’t have a name beginning with n. They must give them a nickname starting with n to officiate it.

Omg! Ayla, Erin, Aiden, and Logan formed an anal group.

by PiperXAndrew April 10, 2022