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Port Alice

If you think the idea of travelling down a ridiculously long curvy glorified logging road to a half dead mill town is a good idea, you'll love Port Alice. Probably has one sunny day a year, similar to the amount of people employed at the Pulp Mill. Most people have already evacuated the economic disaster, but those who stay are literally old white people and the odd stoner. Oh, that and a couple of 20 something white trash bois who flex their atv's. Port Alice is similar to a beached whale: half dead, has no future, wet, depressing and stinks.
by HoratioNelson February 26, 2019
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alice guo

alice guo is interessant. she loves anime and can work hard (if she wants to)

she likes to game and will not do anything else
the only word in her vocab is "bruh"
she is gud at everything
"alice guo what are you doing?" - true words spoken by alice's family and friends
"bruh chill" - true words spoken back by alice
by aliceguoiscool November 10, 2022
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alice in chains

Alice in Chains (AIC for short) is an American grunge rock band which was formed in the late '80s. Along with Nirvana and Soundgarden, Alice in Chains is one of the best grunge rock bands to have ever existed (and my personal favourite one). With songs like "Man in the Box", "Rooster", "Rotten Apple", "Would?", "Again" and their best album "DIRT" they talk about fear, depression, axniety, sorrow and anger. Unfortunately their vocalist Layne Staley died in 2002 by heavy drugs usage. Now their are still performing with William Duvall as the vocalist and have brough albums like "Black Gives Way to Blue" (2009) and "The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here" (2013). One of the best, if not the best, grunge rock bands to have ever existed.
"I know Nirvana is a good band, bu Alice in Chains kick ass when it comes to grunge rock"
"I bought the "Facelift" album by Alice in Chains today morning! Gonna blast it to full volume now!"
by Sierra7 January 4, 2017
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Party Alice

Party Alice, is the polar opposite of Alice. Alice is a responsible home owner with 2 kids, a husband, a dog and reads Mrs Hinch on her down time.

Party Alice is usually found at 2am in the neighbours fridge, hunting for the glass rolling pin to knock her friends tooth out.

Standard Party Alice attire includes Lego bricks on her toes for shoes, a child size skeleton outfit, or on a casual night she may wear the common banana skin.
“Bobby, you need to come get your wife... she’s in The fridge again”
“Who Alice? “
“No... Party Alice”

Bobby does not hesitate to get in the car.
by Seahorze October 22, 2020
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