The Ahmed Effect

Having sexual intercourse with “Ahmed” and not being able to walk after the fact.

I had sex last night. I fully feel The Ahmed Effect…He fully put Ahmed Effected me.

by Jayjoe132 May 26, 2024

Ahmed dizane

When your dad doesn't believe that the urban dictionary is made up of false words from other people.

"Dad shamazing isn't a real word, I must be speaking to Ahmed Dizane"

by ..12..12.. December 16, 2018

Ahmed Shaaban Ismail Gad Ismail Haroon

This man is the goat. He is short but he has wavy hair and failed 2 years. I love him. He will stay my pookie bear forever

Hey have you seen Ahmed shaaban Ismail gad Ismail Haroon?
Nah he's hanging out with lara

by you could say I'm your bsf bsf November 21, 2023

Ahmes

This name derives from the Ancient Egyptian “Jˁḥ msj > Ahmose”, meaning “born of Lah (god of the moon in ancient Egyptian religion)”

Ahmes the great

by Yabeeeee November 24, 2021

Ahme

Ahem... but cooler

"Ahme, sir, but thine fresh pigs urine has gone cold."
"Don't ever use that word again."
"Which one, sire?"
"FUCKING AHME!"

by Great Northern 1147 January 01, 2024

Baby Ahmed

A soft marshmallow like textured child that likes baby shark.

I ate a marshmallow it tasted just like baby Ahmed.

by Babyahmed January 17, 2021

ahmed elmi

My bae ❤️ 💘- nami

“Ahmed Elmi had a well defined body”
Ahmed Elmi> you

by mysterious and anonymous June 21, 2021