Preston

A true gentleman and old soul at heart. Preston's see the glass as full all of the time just half filled with air, and the other half filled with water, or more preferably with coffee. Preston's are kind and generous, sweet although they don't really like eating candy. Usually waiting till marriage to have sex, they gather a massive amount foreplay, and dirty sex ideas throughout their years before marriage to keep their wives faithful to them. Though they don't actually need them due to their charisma, kindness, and love for their spouse and them for him.

So how was he during the honeymoon?

OH MY GOD, He was such a PRESTON.

So did it get a little dirty and kinky?

A LITTLE!? He was revving my engine the WHOLE TIME!

by Leon Pierre October 31, 2017

Preston ball

Blonde kid who is prob really annoying and white

Preston ball is like so typical

by James mccarthy December 1, 2016

preston badillo

He is pretty cool and really hot.Hes great in bed,he knows how to use it and gets a lot of girls

Preston badillo is a really great guy and is good in bed and sexy.He has an 8 inch,and is really good at using it

by Prestonsgirl September 26, 2018

Preston Turner

An absolute twat who loves to get with little girls and is pretty much your classical kfc worker. Greasy,spotty and dry-like the chicken, similar to the girls as he walks down the street

Don’t find yourself a Preston turner.

by Sarah’s July 3, 2018

Preston

The type of person that would be ruined by fanfiction

Preston: What a lovely day to go on discord
Rando: Heres a fucking fanfiction to ruin your day

by I_want_pain December 2, 2019

Preston

Some little Gamecock kid.

Preston moment

by Otto of Lombard December 1, 2021

Preston

Preston is an amazing boyfriend. We've been dating for about a year now and he's changed my life so so much. We've had a lot of up's and downs and I can tell that we really love each other. It's easy to communicate with him and he will listen to you no matter what. He is sooo thoughtful. He'll remember things that you may not and it's the sweetest thing to think that when you were just rambling he was still listening. He also has the most GORGEOUS hazel eyes. He is hilarious you will ALWAYS laugh at least once when you're with him. He is also so caring. When you're in a tricky situation he is not afraid to step in and help you fogure out what to do next. He is an amazing older brother (when he's not bothering him) and an even better son. He is an amazing gift giver, and he so good with words less can mean more. He is the best boyfriend I could have ever asked for and i love how we grew together instead of apart. I love Preston

Is that Preston?
Yes! Isn't he so sweet, funny, and supercalifragilisticexpialidociously amazing?!

by wompwomplover February 16, 2024