Dude no need to plank rape her,she was just trying to get over you. Why were you planking on her bed anyway?
by IWillLickYou July 22, 2011
Get the Plank Rapemug. by ilikeoneshot October 9, 2023
Get the Happy plank daymug. A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends
by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023
Get the non-planking-push-up pussymug. I've just eaten too much man, went to the gym and did a creamy plank; shit was messy.
You shouldn't exercise after an Italian wedding ceremony; you risk creaming your planks!
You shouldn't exercise after an Italian wedding ceremony; you risk creaming your planks!
by Zz Daddy o December 25, 2021
Get the Creamy plankmug. Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank
by BigNiggaDingDong March 20, 2023
Get the snap a plankmug. Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
Get the anal plankingmug. Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again
by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024
Get the Wooden Plankmug.