Ortho Dump

Refers to an admission that ends up on the medicine service because the ortho resident is either (a) too lazy, (b) doesn't know how to manage blood pressure and diabetes, or (c) doesn't want to do an H&P and discharge summary
I have an ortho dump for you. 39 year old female with hip fracture. Ortho wants medicine to admit because she may have medical problems but they're not sure
by Dr. Feelgood2010 November 24, 2010
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Dumping yourself

A situation arising from a relationship which is encourtering difficulty, where the one responsible for causing the turmoil does not end the relationship. Rather, the one in love and wanting the relationship to continue, ends the relationship as there is clearly no possibility for reconcilliation.
I think that dumping yourself is the only way that will prevent any further heartache, despite how much you love him.
by Etak_soda August 21, 2011
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Dense Dump

A turd so dense it sinks and disappears into the toilet.
I just took a dense dump; didn't even have to flush.
by Captain Shatton Spatapon December 03, 2013
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Clogged dump

Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.

1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA

The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.
After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.
by 0MNIV0C4TI0N July 03, 2012
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Slater Dump

Inspiration inspired from AC Slater from saved by the bell sitting backwards on his chair at the restaurant and in class. A Slater Dump is when you turn around and have the bowl between your legs. The beauty is being able to cross your arms and rest on the back of the toilet, or even place an espresso on it.
I took the nicest Slater Dump today at work, got about 20 minutes shut eye too.
by Jake November 22, 2004
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Taking a dump

Or aka deficating, shitting, pooping. Also can be seen as taking a crap, taking a shit, dropping a load, dropping the kids off at the pool, clearing the traffic jam on the hershey highway, dropping a bomb, shooting the torpedo, some people would say they are having a baby (that would be a bigass piece of shit). Personally this is one of my favorite times of the day when I sit down and get creative, I enjoy reading while I take a dump.
Yesterday I got home from work and the doorbell rang, I yelled," I am taking a dump! Come back in an hour!"
by seanflow May 16, 2006
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crush dump

(v.) the act of no longer crushing on someone
I used to have a crush on Adam, but I crush dumped him when I found out he jerked off on kittens
by Krissi-Lyn July 14, 2005
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